What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How can I stop drinking?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

What is the best way to get over your ex?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

Do narcissists love their children?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

What were the first few days, weeks, months and then years like after finding out about your spouses infidelity? How did your feelings, and yours & their approach to the situation change in the immediate aftermath compared to later down the line?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

This Week In Space podcast: Episode 165 — Guardians of Space - Space

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”